How to bribe me to work for you

Last night, I stayed up until 6:30 am. When I woke up (later) this morning, I totally was ready to jump out of bed, despite this morning being one of the coldest mornings this season….

Thankful for not killing kids

The air is dark and thick and night. I’m in my car. My car turns on. I shift into reverse and prepare to roar out of the library parking spot, completely ignoring the rules of…