“Excuse me. May I have your attention? The IndiGo system is down. All flights will be delayed. We request that all passengers do not panic. I will repeat. The IndiGo system is down. All flights will be delayed. We request that all passengers do not panic…”
That was the lovely announcement I just heard over the intercom. And of course everyone’s taking the advice of this faceless, female voice over the speaker. No one’s panicking. No one’s even thinking of panicking.
Yeah, right. This is India. They don’t even take these announcements as guidelines.
