[Read Part 2 here.] We wrapped Ted in the closet at 6:20. The guests planned to arrive at 6:45, but we wanted to make sure to get him in. And a good thing too. The…

We gave Ted a surprise party yesterday. That’s why I couldn’t say much about it then. That and because it hadn’t happened yet, and I wanted to tell you about it. But it wasn’t a…

Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday, dear Teddy …Happy birthday day to you! Hopefully this will crush your best birthday yet. For the rest of you reading this, come back tomorrow…