Eric Dru Longhofer, but nobody knows his first name is Eric. He goes by Dru. He’s the kind of guy who wears his watch too tight but will notice if you get a new one….

An idea: Visit an abortion clinic. (I’d suggest doing this as a couple, not just as a husband or wife.) Find someone in the parking lot who’s trying to get an abortion. Offer to adopt her…

Now it’s simply a matter of how fast the Korean officials in Korea, the Korean consulate in Chicago, and the U. S. Postal Service can process my E2 visa. Meaning, it’s not simple at all. Still, I…