There once was a monkey, a lion, and a leprechaun. The monkey had three bunches of bananas, harvested from the highest trees in the jungle. The lion had three steaks, swiped from the sides of…

I suppose I could have mentioned this ahead of time, but since I knew I probably wouldn’t have much else to share today, I decided to put off the announcement until now. So – yippity…

I’m a pretty big fan of Thanksgiving. It’s my favorite holiday. No pressure to exchange gifts, no pressure to decorate even. Americans still celebrate it, eating a lot and saying, “Happy Thanksgiving.” But other than…