Johnny Depp and what he means to me

He could mean competition. Johnny Depp is the man every girl and her mother loves. Literally, teenage girls love him because he’s Captain Jack Sparrow, and their mothers love him because he could be the…

Which man to marry

Guys are selfish. I’m a guy. Guys think about sex. But guys also, on rare occasions, think about who to marry. So they ask, “Which women should I marry?” See what I mean? Selfish. Why…