Pinch!

I want to write a book called Pinch!. The cover, naturally, wouldn’t be green… to encourage pinching. The content: Pinchersize: How to maximize your pinching skills Pinchnails: Proper nail trimming for potent pinches Pincharazzi: Guide…

Not my brightest honeymoon idea

I’m a planner… or perhaps “dreamer” is a better description. I mean, I like to consider amazing possibilities. So I came upon a brilliant idea… but before I go into that, let me give you…

My worst case of "spring forward" yet

Every year around this time of year, I experience the adverse effects of “spring forward.” You know what I’m talking about – that time when time itself shifts an entire hour. And worse still, it…