Some movies are funny. Some movies are quotable. But the best of the best are both. These are fifteen that did it for me. These really aren’t in any particular order.
[Disclaimer: I don’t recommend all of these movies – some are certainly “not appropriate for anyone. I’m just saying they hilarious. Also, these quotes are from memory – they might not be exact.]
If you’ve seen these movies and remember these quotes, you’ll be laughing by the end of this:
1. The Sasquatch Gang
Quote: “You can’t make this out of foam and duct tape.”
2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Quote: “We’ll call it a draw.”
3. What About Bob
Quote: “Leo, I see salt and pepper. Is there a salt substitute?”
4. Groundhog Day
Quote: “I’d like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.”
5. The School of Rock
Quote: “Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars?”
6. Top Secret
Quote: “Deja vu? Have we not met before?”
7. Happy Gilmore
Quote: “Some people would call it luck. I like to call it… well, luck I guess.”
8. Major Payne
Quote: “You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?”
9. Nache Libre
Quote: “Those eagle eggs, they were a lie, Steven. A lie! They gave me no nutrients.”
10. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Quote: “Why is the cork on the fork?”
11. The Wedding Singer
Quote: “That information might have been more useful YESTERDAY!”
12. Napoleon Dynamite
Quote: “You look like a strong fella. Why don’t you try to give that a tear?”
13. Muppets in Space
Quote: “There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving… baloney sandwiches. But, no bread.”
14. That Thing You Do
Quote: “Lenny, why don’t you go visit the cockpit. Tell ’em it’s your birthday. Go, go!”
15. ???
I’m sure I have at least two more I just can’t think of right now (actually, I could probabaly go to twenty). So to you now. What are your funniest and quotable-est movies you’ve ever seen?
