I want to write a book called Pinch!.

The cover, naturally, wouldn’t be green… to encourage pinching.

The content:

  1. Pinchersize: How to maximize your pinching skills
  2. Pinchnails: Proper nail trimming for potent pinches
  3. Pincharazzi: Guide for capturing photos of pain
  4. Pinchetti: Fantastic Italian dishes to sooth that pain
  5. Pinchouflage: Blending in when you’re not wearing green
  6. Pinchelujah: What to say instead of cursing when pinchouflage doesn’t work
  7. Pinchpro: The premium upsell available for only $29.99/month

Best seller material, I know, right? Would you buy a copy… or just pinch pennies?