I want to write a book called Pinch!.
The cover, naturally, wouldn’t be green… to encourage pinching.
The content:
- Pinchersize: How to maximize your pinching skills
- Pinchnails: Proper nail trimming for potent pinches
- Pincharazzi: Guide for capturing photos of pain
- Pinchetti: Fantastic Italian dishes to sooth that pain
- Pinchouflage: Blending in when you’re not wearing green
- Pinchelujah: What to say instead of cursing when pinchouflage doesn’t work
- Pinchpro: The premium upsell available for only $29.99/month
Best seller material, I know, right? Would you buy a copy… or just pinch pennies?
