"Marshall, if I paid you a penny each day…"

Earlier today, my nine year old sister asked me, “Marshall, if I paid you a penny each day, would you play a game with me each day?”

I felt like a failure right about then.

She went on to tell me that after 100 days, I’d make $1. I hope she convinced me.

Marshall, get with it. Don’t waste your life. Don’t waste her childhood. Grow up – play with her.