How to bribe me to work for you

Last night, I stayed up until 6:30 am. When I woke up (later) this morning, I totally was ready to jump out of bed, despite this morning being one of the coldest mornings this season.

Why? Because I was/am working on a project that’s so insanely enjoyable. That’s what I want to do for a “job.” I’d much rather make barely enough money to survive and have the time of my life doing it than make way too much money but hate what I’m doing.

So listen, if you want to hire me, you can totally snag me extremely cheaply if you offer work that’s insanely enjoyable. And guess what? I’ll work harder for you too, though I can’t promise staying up until 6:30 am.