15 funniest and quotable-est movies I've ever seen

Some movies are funny. Some movies are quotable. But the best of the best are both. These are fifteen that did it for me. These really aren’t in any particular order.

[Disclaimer: I don’t recommend all of these movies – some are certainly “not appropriate for anyone. I’m just saying they hilarious. Also, these quotes are from memory – they might not be exact.]

If you’ve seen these movies and remember these quotes, you’ll be laughing by the end of this:

1. The Sasquatch Gang

Quote: “You can’t make this out of foam and duct tape.”

2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Quote: “We’ll call it a draw.”

3. What About Bob

Quote: “Leo, I see salt and pepper. Is there a salt substitute?”

4. Groundhog Day

Quote: “I’d like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.”

5. The School of Rock

Quote: “Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars?”

6. Top Secret

Quote: “Deja vu? Have we not met before?”

7. Happy Gilmore

Quote: “Some people would call it luck. I like to call it… well, luck I guess.”

8. Major Payne

Quote: “You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?”

9. Nache Libre

Quote: “Those eagle eggs, they were a lie, Steven. A lie! They gave me no nutrients.”

10. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Quote: “Why is the cork on the fork?”

11. The Wedding Singer

Quote: “That information might have been more useful YESTERDAY!”

12. Napoleon Dynamite

Quote: “You look like a strong fella. Why don’t you try to give that a tear?”

13. Muppets in Space

Quote: “There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving… baloney sandwiches. But, no bread.”

14. That Thing You Do

Quote: “Lenny, why don’t you go visit the cockpit. Tell ’em it’s your birthday. Go, go!”

15. ???

I’m sure I have at least two more I just can’t think of right now (actually, I could probabaly go to twenty). So to you now. What are your funniest and quotable-est movies you’ve ever seen?

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